I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
