Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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