nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Princesses don't give blow jobs
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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