how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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