Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Everclear isn't food dammit
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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