Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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