Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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