so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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