He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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