i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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