AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
