Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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