Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(317): View more from Indiana

Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?

(812): View more from Indiana

You're dead to me.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.

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(206): View more from Washington

I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns

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(847): View more from Illinois

Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow

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