he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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