paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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