Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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