I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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Vodka?
Forever.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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