she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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