He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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