i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
