real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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