So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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