just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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