the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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