Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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