I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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