Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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