Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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