Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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