He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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