I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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