How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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