i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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