seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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