He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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