How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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