My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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