oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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