If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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