guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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