he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
