my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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