Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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