No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
