There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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