My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
organizing the empties. That sober.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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