there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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