She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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