I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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