nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
where does the pee come out of this thing
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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