Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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