Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Floor bacon is actually really good
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