If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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