I wanna bring you to show and tell
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life